- This bold and cheeky design clears up the height vs. role confusion in the funniest way possible. Perfect for tall queer folks tired of the assumptions - serve sarcasm, height, and truth with every step.
- Own your tall energy without the labels. Whether you're at Pride, brunch, or just navigating dating app stereotypes, this hilarious quote lets people know: it’s just vertical advantage, not a personality role.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
Tired of people assuming you're a top just because you're tall? Same. "I’m Not a Top, I’m Just Tall" is the ultimate witty comeback to one of the queer community’s most persistent stereotypes. This design is tailor-made for LGBTQ individuals who want to make a hilarious statement while setting the record straight - literally and figuratively. Whether you’re strutting through Pride, owning your space at a party, or just living your life with tall-person problems, this funny, bold design delivers instant clarity and lots of laughs. Great for queer folks who live in dating app chaos, who get typecast based on height alone, or who simply love a bit of sharp, relatable humor. This isn't just a quote - it's a cultural moment for every tall person who's had to explain, "No, I’m not dominant - I just reach the top shelf." Sarcastic, proud, and unapologetically you.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 8, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
